I was annoyed! Today I caught two musicians together. They were violating social distancing. I heard them counting: one was saying “1 2 3, 1 2 3,”…; the other, “1 2 3 4 5, 1 2 3 4 5,”… Actually, their “1”s landed together, so it sounded more like “ONE two twothree fourthree five ONE…”. Anyhow, we all need to be virus police these days, so I confronted them — from a safe distance, of course. “Hey!”, I said, “There’s a pandemic. Don’t be so close together! It’s unsafe.” “No worries”, the musicians replied, “we have two meters between us.”